be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand
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If you’re ever in need of something unique, wonderful and fucking hilarious, please listen to the BBC Radio sci-fi comedy Nebulous.
The main character is an incompetent Professor (played by Mark Gatiss) who is haunted by the fact that he once vapourised the Isle of Wight by accident.
I say this because I just listened to it all again and had forgotten about the episode with the time-travelling trousers.
…and the one with David Tennant as the evil clown doctor.
…and the one where they get trapped in a time-loop watching daytime TV.
…and the one where a university systematically destroys history to simplify its curriculum.
It is seriously the best thing ever.
"She had her hand around my johnson, but I was terribly conflicted because there was an episode of QI starting that I really, really wanted to watch."
A word for word sentence that my actual friend (who shall remain anonymous) actually said. Best anecdote ever.
the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just fucking baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life
how are you all doing this
how are you people making it look so easy
how are you finding people who like you back and want to date you and then actually do it