1. Experience.

    Things I learned today:
    -Don’t stand on upturned nails. It hurts and your feet bleed profusely.
    -Don’t put on a child’s Hello Kitty watch, no matter how brightly coloured and tantalising it is. It will get stuck on your grown man’s wrist and you will look odd.
    I am good at life.
     
  2. wolfofpopculture:

    "We fight and then we fuck. That’s our thing."

     
  3. animalcell:

    look at this cat he’s so happy with his leaf i think we should all be more like this cat

    (Source: peachytit, via supercoolygirl)

     

  4. Realisation.

    I’ve only just noticed how I more or less hate absolutely everyone.

    Really, it’s people’s fault for being such abject cunts.

     
  5. (Source: c4utopia)

     
  6. (Source: grantleetham, via c4utopia)

     
  7. gravitationalbeauty:

    Utopia - S02E01

     

  8. Signalman.

    The other day I wanted to know how long a train was going to be delayed by, and the only staff member in sight was a dayglo clad worker walking along the tracks below me. 

    Before I could stop myself I’d shouted ‘Hello!! Below there!’.

    I received no answer, and he scuttled back down the line towards the signal box unnaturally fast. I hadn’t actually expected him to get the reference, and now I feel terrible as he patently did, and was obviously scared shitless (as I would be).

    I am a terrible human being.

     
  9. vickymunster:

    Seriously every one of you will love it okay it’s great

    Link to where you can watch season 1: 

    http://www.channel4.com/programmes/4od/collections/utopia-box-set 

    Link to where you can listen to the soundtrack:

    https://soundcloud.com/didaio/sets/utopia-ost 

    (via c4utopia)

     
  10. (Source: crimical, via jaawn-scorps)

     

  11. insanityconcerto:

    buckyremember:

    theunbecomingofkatnisseverdeen:

    schrodingers-fallen-angel:

    padalalalecki:

    idjits-havethe-phone-box:

    A moment of silence

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    for all those

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    awesome books

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    with absolute shit movie adaptions

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    We are so sorry that happened to you

    *COUGH*

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    thANK YOU

    id like to add

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    you wanna talk about bad adaptations?

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    I honestly didn’t even have to scroll down to know that was coming

    (via yopotvin)

     

  12. angryblackman:

    "How are your grades?"

    "What are you majoring in?"

    "Have you got a girlfriend?"

    "What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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    (via yopotvin)